The gentleman in a suit coat hopped in his car to the local bar for a night's out with pals.
He entered the bar and chummed his buddy with a knuckle punch and said, "Let us better gals!"
His friends said, "Only this intelligent lady here will know what to do."
She told him that every girl wants to be a model or they will boohoo.
The gentleman kindly took it in and got a little tipsy with his pals.
They walked up to every nicely dressed gal and said, "You are a pretty little model!"
Nobody was taking it too well and they walked out of the bar.
When the gentleman went home he passed out chuckling about how girls think.
He wanted to let women know they were important.
His friends all laughed and kidded about the girl that said, "I believe in the Virgin Mary and will call security if you do not quit with this harassment."
They agreed they did not know how to be gentlemen and were a little too disturbing.
They said the talk of the Virgin Mary at the bar was a little too perturbing.
She had told him he will hear talk of it everywhere because he will be in her prayers.
So will his buddies and her Christian friends gave them stares.
He said, "Okay,okay this is not all about fame. This is not a game. I am very misunderstood"
She explained she was very misunderstood and would not put up with his flirtatious stunt.
She told him her church was right down the street and he could tell the priest of his need to help this world.
He denied church and the Lord and knew he would not die and go to hell.
To tell you the truth the bible would explain him wrong.
He got one from the local book store with a daily devotional.
It was really invitational.
He accepted the Lord as his savior and gave up all his great life and riches to help the poor by professing the Lord.
He really made a difference and was a jolly ole man.
He still loved to say to every woman, "You are a pretty little model!"
It was really just his joke.
What made him get the bible?
Continual prayers from a group of Christians and a church.
They truly loved him.
They were not embellished by them.